Coco Loko, the over the counter eupohric snortable Chocolate

As it turns out Dane Cook's skit "Hopped up on the q" wasn't as far fetched as we once believed. 


Its Friday night right before you and you're mates are about to head out for a night on the town. Suddenly a friend walks in with a tan jar with a label reading "Coco Loko". Opening
up the jar reveals a chocolate powder similar looking to Nesquick's chocolate milk powder. The friend pours out a reasonable amount and then takes his credit cards making snortable lines the same way you would do cocaine. You're up, you take a straw and
place it in your nose and
snort a line, suddenly a rush of
 euphoria fills your body.

Coco loko has been around for longer than one might expect. Only surfacing in America in 2017 it has been widely used in Europe for several years marketed as a party substance without the crash. Created by the legal lean co. Nick Anderson invested 10,000 dollars to bring this party substance to Orlando, Fl earlier this month.







Coco Loko does not disclose the ingredients other than coco powder. However owner Nick Anderson has said that it contains gingko biloba, taurine and guarana which are common ingredients found in todays popular energy drinks.








The only real concern is what is actually in Coco loko. Creator Nick Anderson said that he had no medical influences while creating this chocolaty extacy. So while one may feel safe consuming coco powder and common energy drink ingredients, is there more to this than meets the eye? Senator Chuck Schumer seems to think so. Chuck urged the fda to investigate the saying it may be harmful since it is being marketed as a drug.



Its still to early to tell if this will just be a summer fad and fizzle out or become a house hold name. If you are interested yourself, you can buy a 1.25 ounce container for 25$ on amazon.


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